Wednesday, 29 September 2010
Tuesday, 28 September 2010
On his day off...
Bri could often be seen juggling dogs.
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- Sep 28 2010, 3:26 PM
Jason responded:
Ruff neck tings man
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- Sep 29 2010, 4:39 AM
stanlar responded:
... doggling jugs .. ;)
Saturday, 18 September 2010
Tanning, Technology & Top Tens
In attendance: Sniffer, Golfy, Stan, Jugs, Rod & Claude.
Weather: Damp
Weather: Damp
As you can see from the attached, our Jugs (he's the one on the right) has returned from his Spanish mini-break sexy time golfing holiday trip and is sporting not only a topped up suntan across his expansive dome but also a new Elton John look in the form of some insanely wide sunglasses.
They're modelled here by a future member of the WTClub, Jake 'The Train' Clark who has just started school where they're teaching him the essential skills of kitty management and how to mix your drinks and get away with it.... Probably.
This week is Triple B's birthday (49 apparently - that hair dye is good!) but sadly he's away down south building... a reputation as a frequenter of lap dancing bars, or so he claims. Of course we all know that the truth of the matter is far more likely to be that:
A) he's out playing Bingo with the retired biddies of the South coast or
B) he's not allowed out because Mrs Triple has put her foot down or
C) he's far too busy organising the next golf quarterly for the AGS.
My money's on A. All this means that the planned quintuple B (Bad Boy Browner's Birthday Bash - copyright Stanlar) has not taken place at the Beehive, but is shelved for a future date. Instead we had a few jars at 'Auld Faithful' and spoke a load of twaddle.
There is a video of some of us "performing" at a karaoke night which you might be able to see here:
We were discussing it in the pub and trying to load it up on Golfy's phone which according to Jugs isn't as good as his. Afterall he's able to download the entire Internet onto his (which is handy) because he has 64,000 Terry bytes of storage. In conversation with Jugs, Golfy pointed out he meant Jiggabytes, and after much deeply technical discussion on the subject it was agreed (as well as being blatantly obvious) that Jugs didn't have a clue what he was on about, and in this context, neither did Golfy... or anyone else for that matter.
This in turn led to some Top Ten guesswork where Golfy looked up a top ten of anything you care to mention on his phone (should have used Jugs' which has far more storage on it as well as some Neil Diamond) and the rest of the lads try to guess what they are.
Worth bearing in mind were:
- Storage sizes
- Most expensive cars
- Most abusive comebacks for footballers
- Fastest land mammals
- Most watched TV moments
And after all that buffoonery it was time to head home safe in the knowledge we'd all been complete idiots once again. Top WTC shenanigans.
Friday, 17 September 2010
Wednesday, 15 September 2010
Thursday the 16th will be The Beehive Pub, Montpellier
via thebeehivemontpellier.com
So this is where we're going for BBB's Birthday Bash allegedly.
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- Sep 16 2010, 6:00 AM
Stanlar responded:
more milf there than the wagon I reckon ;) !
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- Sep 16 2010, 6:47 AM
(Facebook) responded:
It certainly looks milfy, but there's always next week! - Oh, no there isn't (not for me anyway - I have to sacrifice next Thursday afternoon's work and evening home cooking to attend the company golf day).
- Claude :@{
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- Sep 16 2010, 7:00 AM
Stanlar responded:
uhmm .. sneaky practice round before the Smithy Open hey Claude ..
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- Sep 16 2010, 7:03 AM
(Facebook) responded:
Hmm. Can't see it helping much - it will be about my 3rd round this year. At least it gives me the opportunity to look like a tw@ in front of people I work with! ;-)
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- Sep 16 2010, 7:34 AM
Stanlar responded:
still could be worse .. you could be going to the Wagon tonight after playing skittles rather than going to the milf filled Beehive .. Ooh .. hang on a min .. :(
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- Sep 16 2010, 7:52 AM
(Facebook) responded:
Er, I am going to the Wagon tonight after skittles rather than the milf-filled Beehive...... Sometimes I lose the plot with these threads. - Oh well, not too bad for someone of my years (64 if I remember correctly) :(
One of Rod's Jokes... Probably
I beat off the Grim Reaper last night with a vacuum cleaner.
Phew!, talk about Dyson with death!
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